Monday, October 03, 2005
Art of Chilli Crabbing
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WARNING: Please be advised of flying crab bits and uncontrollable laughter in the midst of crabbing
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1st: Make sure u dun order a big plate of vegetables although it's like another additional 2 dollars to upsize
(u will feel like a cow)
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2nd: The clamp given is for opening crab shells, please do not use it for any other purposes
( guys u noe wat u i mean *rolling eyes*)
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3rd: DO NOT WEAR WHITE T-SHIRT!!!
( u wun wan to end up with chilli t-shirt, trust me)
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4th: Be advised that its important to learn ur air raid drills & ducking technique
( it is to prepare ursef more effectively against flying crab bits whn u have friends like haze)
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Lastly, Go with people u can CRAP with while CRABBING....
( Excessive laughter wil turn heads in a coffeeshop & the whole world noe u r eatin crab)
SPECIAL NOTE : There will be a kettle provided, its NOT drinkable, n they dun serve u tea when u order chiili crab... anyway its NEWATER..
Long Live Crabbing !!!
1:28 AM; unforgotten.Y